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The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes

Author : Ian Allen
ISBN : 9781909396098
Genre : Humor
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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that its in the way that you tell them, Dads for the best part of forever have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether its telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers but dont tell your dad that, itll only encourage him!

Crap Dad Jokes

Author : Ian Allen
ISBN : 9781909396364
Genre : Humor
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What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. And that joke sums up, somewhat poorly, the 999 other jokes in Crap Dad Jokes. This is not a joke book that will make most people laugh. It is designed purely for dear ol' Dad. Following hot on the humorous heels of Porticos Very Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes comes this awful sequel for your parental amusement. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your silly Dad roll all over on the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to really annoy the rest of the family. In fact, the jokes are so bad, you'll probably want to tear the book up and feed it to the dog. With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day and your dad. Because he's worth it. What athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper.

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Bad Dad Jokes

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ISBN : 1911622250
Genre : Humor
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What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. Which athlete is warmest in the winter? A long jumper. Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned! With that said and done, it's the perfect present for Father's Day. Because he's worth it.

Author : توماس مان
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يقول الكاتب إنها قمة لم يصل إليها أحد من قبل فى تاريخ الادب والفكر والثقافة بألمانيا.وذلك ما تكلم به الكثيرون هذه الحقيقة تذيع فى العالم لتصل الى بلده من جديد. وهذه القصة عبارة عن سبعة فصول منها فى بداية الفصل الاول فى منتصف الصيف,كان شاب متواضع مسافرا موطنه هامبورغ الى دافو_ بلائر فى إقليم غريسونز.فى زيارة تمتد لثلاثة اسابيع.

Author : أنتوني روبنز
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Author : فرانتس كافكا
ISBN : 9796500306988
Genre : Literary Collections
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تعد رواية "المسخ" للكاتب "فرانز كافكا" من نوعية الروايات التي يجب أن تتعب نفسك وتجتهد لتلحظ جمالها، وهي رواية أسلوبها رائع وعميقة المعاني، ولا شك أن القصة وا?حداث غريبة جدا، وتبدو سوريالية الى حد بعيد، لكنها واقعية، ومن أحداث الراوية: (تخيل أن تستيقظ من النوم، لتجد نفسك و قد تحولت إلى حشرة، بهذه الطريقة يفتتح كافكا روايته المسخ، غريغور سامسا، بطل الرواية، يستيقظ في أحد ا?يام ليكتشف تحوله إلى حشرة، هذه الحشرة غير محددة النوع، تحمل صفات الصرصار والخنفساء، يعمل غريغور كبائع متجول، مما يجعله مصدر دخل ?سرته و العائل الوحيد بعد مرض والدته، و توقف والده عن العمل، و محاولة غريغور تسديد ديون والده المريضة بالربو، إضافة إلى أخته اللماحة المقربة. يستيقظ غريغور داخل حجرته المقفلة ا?بواب-حسب عادته في إغلاق غرفته ليلا ويلاحظ من طريقة تمدده ومظهر أعضائه أنه قد تحول إلى حشرة، تتوالى ا?حداث في الرواية، لتصف وضع غريغور داخل غرفته وغربته داخل عائلته، و شفقة هذه العائلة عليه، ثم تقززها ورغبتها في الخلاص منه بهيئته المقززة، لتأتي النهاية متوقعة وصادمة في الوقت نفس..).

Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes

Author : Ian Allen
ISBN : 9781910232583
Genre : Humor
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What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh - or, more likely, a groan - with Dad.Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles.What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards.

Dad Dancing

Author : Ian Allen
ISBN : 1909396567
Genre : Humor
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It's official: dads were put onto this planet to embarrass the rest of their families. This hilarious book is a spotter's guide to the innumerable ways Dad can achieve this, whether it's via ridiculous dancing, experimental facial hair, cringeworthy sportswear or putting his foot in it at funerals. Contains a wealth of highly useful information for the discerning dad, including countdowns of the most embarrassing things Dads say in wedding speeches, the fashion fads Dad really shouldn't have bothered with and the 10 signs that Dad is having a midlife crisis, plus a handy diagrammatic guide to dancing like a dad and Dad's guides to travel, cleaning, hobbies, oneupmanship and many things besides. With all this plus a liberal scattering of charts, lists and jokes and illustrated with action shots of dads doing the things they love to do, this book is ideal for the dad in your life, or for any unsuspecting man who's about to become one.

Author : ميشيل فوكو
ISBN : 9953681171
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