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The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
ISBN : 9781612435909
Genre : Humor
File Size : 27. 33 MB
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Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
ISBN : 1612435564
Genre : American wit and humor
File Size : 25. 50 MB
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"With this massive collection of punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips, no dad will ever lack groan-inducing material to make his kids facepalm."--Back cover.

The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes

Author : Ian Allen
ISBN : 9781909396098
Genre : Humor
File Size : 37. 45 MB
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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that its in the way that you tell them, Dads for the best part of forever have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether its telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers but dont tell your dad that, itll only encourage him!

They Never Get Old

Author : Czuch Norris
ISBN : 1508914966
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File Size : 31. 90 MB
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A gag gift joke book for dads. As we all know, dads are prone to telling the same joke over and over. This book celebrates that tendency by repeating three jokes more than three hundred times each. The book itself is a joke to tell dads that we love them in spite of, not because of, their jokes. This book is a perfect gift for dads, grandfathers, and new dads.

Be The Coolest Dad On The Block

Author : Simon Rose
ISBN : 9780307482013
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 66. 42 MB
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An all-encompassing guide to entertaining, amazing, and possibly even educating children, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block provides the perfect excuse to stand on a balloon, play with grated cheese in the microwave, and unroll an entire roll of toilet paper, all in the name of spending time with your kids. Written by a comedy writer and a cartoonist with thirty years’ combined experience as dads, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block is a cornucopia of practical parenting advice, like how to skip stones or teach a kid to ride a bike. It has answers to the pesky questions kids love, such as “Why is the sky blue?” or “Where do babies come from?” And it can help dads entertain large groups of kids with slapstick gags (“burp the alphabet”) or cool tricks (“the hole in the head”). Be the Coolest Dad on the Block also contains spooky myths for telling around the campfire and loads of quizzes and jokes for rainy days or endless car rides. With a range of ideas to suit all situations and sensibilities, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block gives any dad the right stuff to be the wackiest and smartest guy in the room. From the Trade Paperback edition.

More Dad Jokes

Author : Dean Parker
ISBN : 1537483110
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Do you want to enjoy (or loathe!) some more awful puns, silly wordplay and just generally 'bad' jokes? Did you enjoy tormenting and amusing your family and friends with the content of "Dad Jokes", but need some new material? Then this book is perfect for you! This second instalment of the family-friendly "Dad Jokes" book contains another 200 jokes that are sure to provide begrudging laughter for everybody in the vicinity! Why did the grape cross the road? No raisin! Why are frogs so interesting to talk to? Their conversation is ribbiting! Find more inside!

The Complete Book Of Zingers

Author : Croft M. Pentz
ISBN : 0842304673
Genre : Humor
File Size : 40. 53 MB
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You could call them one-sentence sermons or one-sentence solutions. Use them to spice up your speeches, sermons, church bulletins--anywhere a quick word of wit or wisdom is needed.

Dad Jokes

Author : Dad Says Jokes
ISBN : 9781788401197
Genre : Humor
File Size : 30. 77 MB
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From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.

Dear Luke We Need To Talk Darth

Author : John Moe
ISBN : 9780385349116
Genre : Social Science
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“Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth is proof that a funny book on pop culture doesn't have to be snide and nasty. I loved everything about it.” —Jim Gaffigan We all know how Darth Vader shared his big secret with Luke Skywalker, but what if he had delivered the news in a handwritten note instead? And what if someone found that letter, as well as all of the drafts that landed in the Dark Lord’s trash can? In the riotously funny collection Dear Luke, We Need to Talk. Darth, John Moe finally reveals these lost notes alongside all the imagined letters, e-mails, text messages, and other correspondences your favorite pop culture icons never meant for you to see. From The Walking Dead to The Wizard of Oz, from Billy Joel to Breaking Bad, no reference escapes Moe’s imaginative wit and keen sense of nostalgia. Read Captain James T. Kirk’s lost log entries and Yelp reviews of The Bates Motel and Cheers. Peruse top secret British intelligence files revealing the fates of Agents 001–006, or Don Draper’s cocktail recipe cards. Learn all of Jay-Z’s 99 problems, as well as the complete rules of Fight Club, and then discover an all-points bulletin concerning Bon Jovi, wanted dead or alive—and much more. Like a like a bonus track to a favorite CD or a deleted scene from a cult movie, Dear Luke, We Need to Talk Darth offer a fresh twist on the pop culture classics we thought we knew by heart. You already know part of their story. Now find out the rest.

The Ginormous Book Of Dirty Jokes

Author : Rudy A. Swale
ISBN : 9781569759455
Genre : Humor
File Size : 68. 89 MB
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