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The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
ISBN : 9781612435909
Genre : Humor
File Size : 38. 72 MB
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Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes

Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
ISBN : 1612435564
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File Size : 38. 10 MB
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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: * A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. * After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. * Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. * Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. * A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, "We don’t serve minors.”

The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes

Author : Ian Allen
ISBN : 9781909396098
Genre : Humor
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Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that its in the way that you tell them, Dads for the best part of forever have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether its telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers but dont tell your dad that, itll only encourage him!

They Never Get Old

Author : Czuch Norris
ISBN : 1508914966
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A gag gift joke book for dads. As we all know, dads are prone to telling the same joke over and over. This book celebrates that tendency by repeating three jokes more than three hundred times each. The book itself is a joke to tell dads that we love them in spite of, not because of, their jokes. This book is a perfect gift for dads, grandfathers, and new dads.

Be The Coolest Dad On The Block

Author : Simon Rose
ISBN : 9780307482013
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 73. 36 MB
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An all-encompassing guide to entertaining, amazing, and possibly even educating children, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block provides the perfect excuse to stand on a balloon, play with grated cheese in the microwave, and unroll an entire roll of toilet paper, all in the name of spending time with your kids. Written by a comedy writer and a cartoonist with thirty years’ combined experience as dads, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block is a cornucopia of practical parenting advice, like how to skip stones or teach a kid to ride a bike. It has answers to the pesky questions kids love, such as “Why is the sky blue?” or “Where do babies come from?” And it can help dads entertain large groups of kids with slapstick gags (“burp the alphabet”) or cool tricks (“the hole in the head”). Be the Coolest Dad on the Block also contains spooky myths for telling around the campfire and loads of quizzes and jokes for rainy days or endless car rides. With a range of ideas to suit all situations and sensibilities, Be the Coolest Dad on the Block gives any dad the right stuff to be the wackiest and smartest guy in the room. From the Trade Paperback edition.

The Complete Book Of Zingers

Author : Croft M. Pentz
ISBN : 0842304673
Genre : Humor
File Size : 31. 3 MB
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You could call them one-sentence sermons or one-sentence solutions. Use them to spice up your speeches, sermons, church bulletins--anywhere a quick word of wit or wisdom is needed.

101 So Bad They Re Good Dad Jokes

Author : Elias Hill
ISBN : 1973749122
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Dad jokes. They make you cringe, they make you groan but the one thing they have in common is they come from dad. Be it during a wedding toast or when introducing your dad to someone you want to impress, dad never fails to insert a dad joke wherever he can. This dad joke book makes a great gift for the dad who has everything and has heard everything. Or maybe you want to buy it for yourself and come prepared the next time dad wants to have a joke off. In any event, 101 So Bad, They're Good Dad Jokes will have your eyes rolling into the back of your head faster than dad can strip to his tighty-whities on a hot summer day!

Dear Luke We Need To Talk Darth

Author : John Moe
ISBN : 9780385349116
Genre : Social Science
File Size : 88. 40 MB
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“Dear Luke, We Need to Talk, Darth is proof that a funny book on pop culture doesn't have to be snide and nasty. I loved everything about it.” —Jim Gaffigan We all know how Darth Vader shared his big secret with Luke Skywalker, but what if he had delivered the news in a handwritten note instead? And what if someone found that letter, as well as all of the drafts that landed in the Dark Lord’s trash can? In the riotously funny collection Dear Luke, We Need to Talk. Darth, John Moe finally reveals these lost notes alongside all the imagined letters, e-mails, text messages, and other correspondences your favorite pop culture icons never meant for you to see. From The Walking Dead to The Wizard of Oz, from Billy Joel to Breaking Bad, no reference escapes Moe’s imaginative wit and keen sense of nostalgia. Read Captain James T. Kirk’s lost log entries and Yelp reviews of The Bates Motel and Cheers. Peruse top secret British intelligence files revealing the fates of Agents 001–006, or Don Draper’s cocktail recipe cards. Learn all of Jay-Z’s 99 problems, as well as the complete rules of Fight Club, and then discover an all-points bulletin concerning Bon Jovi, wanted dead or alive—and much more. Like a like a bonus track to a favorite CD or a deleted scene from a cult movie, Dear Luke, We Need to Talk Darth offer a fresh twist on the pop culture classics we thought we knew by heart. You already know part of their story. Now find out the rest.

Things To Do Now That You Re Retired

Author : Jane Garton
ISBN : 1846012430
Genre : Literary Criticism
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This book provides a wide range of upbeat and fun suggestions on how to luxuriate in your new-found time. Things to Do Now That You're...Retired will teach you how to make the most of retirement by pursuing activities you enjoy.

Why We Suck

Author : Denis Leary
ISBN : 1440640734
Genre : Humor
File Size : 22. 27 MB
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The New York Times bestseller One of America’s most original and biting comic satirists, Denis Leary takes on all the poseurs, politicians, and pop culture icons who have sucked in public for far too long. Sparing no one, Leary zeroes in on the ridiculous wherever he finds it—his Irish Catholic upbringing, the folly of celebrity, the pressures of family life, and the great hypocrisy of politics—with the same bright, savage, and profane insight he brought to his critically acclaimed one-man shows No Cure for CancerLock ’n Load. Proudly Irish-American, defiantly working class, with a reserve of compassion for the underdog and the overlooked, Leary delivers blistering diatribes that are both penetrating social commentary with no holds barred and laugh-out-loud funny. As always, Leary’s impassioned comic perspective in Why We Suck is right on target. Leary is the star and co-creator of the Emmy-nominated television show Rescue Me.

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