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Ninja Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 9781510724372
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 28. 50 MB
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Ready to laugh your butt off? Get ready to be blown-away by the outrageous adventures of Milo Snotrocket! His name is Milo Snotrocket and he has the same problems any kid has. School is boring, he has a bully, and sometimes he farts. Well, more than sometimes. What nobody else knows about this special kid is that he’s more than just your average everyday child, he’s also a Fart Ninja—taking on bullies and all evildoers with the amazing power of his horrible farts! Warning: This book has farts. Lots of them. And if you focus on farting as much as the people in this book, you might want to check your pants when you’re done!

Ninja Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1484905849
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 79. 59 MB
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Silent but deadly...just as a Fart Ninja should be! Milo Snotrocket was just an ordinary, fart-loving boy, until he got wind of the school bully, Bobby Buttzcratcher's, evil scheme: to use deadly stinky farts, for evil! Now Milo must become the Fart Ninja to stop bad Buttzscratcher. The laughs come as fast as ninja stars as Milo... -swallows up bad kids with a powerful fart dragon! -braves the deadly Flatulator! -flies on his magic fart cloud, dropping stink bombs galore! AND MORE From #1 Bestselling Children's Book Author J.B. O'Neil comes: Ninja Farts. Here's what people have to say: "Okay! I gotta tell you. I have two grandsons -- one is 11 and the other is 6. Both are going to absolutely go bonkers over this book. Heck, I think even the girls will get a kick out of it." "The most hilarious book in the whole world...I gave it a five star rating because of the writer's sense of humor. It could make me laugh till the cows come home." "I know my kids will love this, and the audio effects would make it that much more fun for them." Your copy of "Ninja Farts" also includes a FREE audiobook edition: look inside for more information.

Ninja Farts For Boys

Author : C. Marko
ISBN : 1543292712
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File Size : 24. 23 MB
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The Ninja Farts For Boys book is a hilarious and disgusting story about ninja farting, kids farting, parents farting, and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a stomach-busting, gut-hurting, laugh-your-brains-out fart book for kids, but especially for boys who love farts and ninjas. And burping. And even loads of wet snot and boogers! You will love this story about wet farts and fart gas, and boys (and girls!) will giggle and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the farts we blow. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so silly! Children love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Ninja Farts For Boys is the perfect book for kids ages 6-10 and for adults who love gross farting. This book is sure to become a "disgusting" and eye-rolling family favorite. Start reading now ------------ Tags: ninja firsts for boys, fart book for boys, fart book for kids, fart book for children, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12

The Booger Book

Author : J. B. O'neil
ISBN : 1484983556
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 36. 38 MB
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FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobookversion of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent ButDeadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book". You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Amazon Bestseller! That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em..Lick 'em...Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner... "This book is a HOOT!" Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one! Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book"...here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it! Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" "My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed." "Highly recommend!...No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!"

Fart Book For Boys

Author : C. Marko
ISBN : 1523853158
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File Size : 42. 30 MB
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The Fart Book For Boys is a funny and disgusting story about boys farting, girls farting, moms farting, dads farting and even grandma and grandpa farting! This is a gut-busting, stomach-hurting, laugh-out-loud fart book for children, but especially for boys who love farts. And snot. And even burps! You will love this story about farts and farting, and boys will laugh and laugh, every time they read it. You will laugh too... about the gas we pass. Plus, it gets better because the pictures are so funny! Kids love this book and laugh out loud... and you will too! The Fart Book For Boys is the perfect book for children ages 6-10 and for adults who love farts. This book is sure to become a "stinky" family favorite. Start reading now... ------------ Tags: fart book for boys, fart book for kids, funny books for kids, fart books for children, gross stories, stories for kids, fart stories for children, kids ebooks, short stories, short stories for boys, kids stories, childrens stories, kids books, childrens books, books for kids, bedtime stories, kids gross out books, books for kids, funny book for kids, kids book about farting, early reader, young reader, beginning reader, ages 6-8, ages 9-12

Fart Wars

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1484983696
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 24. 68 MB
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FREE Audiobook Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of THIS BOOK with your purchase of "Fart Wars: May the Farts Be With You". You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this fart-tastic audiobook (complete with disgusting sound effects!). That's twice the farting fun! - From #1 Bestselling Author J.B. O'Neil OK: ready to laugh your butt off? Milo Snotrocket is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode of The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket...aka, the Fart Books! Here's what readers are already saying about the side-splitting, bottom-burping Fart Books: "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neill - I will definitely get all your books to keep my child laughing." "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. Get your copy now, it will put a smile on your face!" "This book had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!"

Fart Ball

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1492220191
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 83. 51 MB
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Milo is excited to join his school's football team except that he is too small. He finds out that it isn't the size of your body that matters, it's how much your farts stink!

Pranklopedia

Author : Julie Winterbottom
ISBN : 9780761167563
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 86. 16 MB
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Collects practical jokes of different difficulties, from sabotaging a victim's drink to short-sheeting a bed to fake lottery cards.

I Hate Reading

Author : Beth Bacon
ISBN : 0692842829
Genre : Juvenile Nonfiction
File Size : 41. 11 MB
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Winner of Library Media Connection Editors' Choice Award. Two brothers who don't like to read offer silly suggestions on how to get through their elementary school's 20-minutes-of-reading requirement. In this funny, easy-to-read picture book, laugh-out-loud scenes and colorful pictures make reading fun, even for kids who are reluctant readers.

Santa Farts

Author : J. B. O'Neil
ISBN : 1494242168
Genre : Juvenile Fiction
File Size : 82. 77 MB
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LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Get This Audiobook For FREE! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J.B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Santa Farts." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects from this latest addition to the #1 bestselling "Fart Books" series. That's twice the farting fun! Here's what readers are saying about the #1 Bestselling Fart Book series: * "I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J.B O'Neil!" Lisa D. * "Absolutely hysterical!...If you want to laugh your way through, from page to page, this is your opportunity and the price is perfect. " Tom Foster * "This ebook had me and my kids laughing from start to finish!...Talk about a fun Friday night!" Rob Rodenparke HO Ho ho...MERRY FARTMAS! It's been a crazy holiday for Milo Snotrocket, the funniest farting boy in the world! On Christmas eve, Milo actually sees Santa Claus outside his window...and then things go terribly, horribly wrong. We can't spill all the baked beans here, but you'll laugh as you discover: * How big old Santa really manages to squeeze down those tight chimneys * What lets Santa's reindeer fly through the air * How farts are used to power Santa's workshop * Mrs. Claus' favorite Christmas-eve dinner (make it with your family, if you dare!) * The true meaning of Christmas (hint: it's farts). This holiday spectacular contains 19 goofy illustrations and a blizzard of side-spitting fart jokes. You and your kids will laugh your stinky stockings off! So click the yellow button at the top of the page to start reading "Santa Farts" right now... ...and download a FREE audiobook as a special stocking stuffer. Enjoy!

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