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If I Ever Get Back To Georgia I M Gonna Nail My Feet To The Ground

Author : Lewis Grizzard
ISBN : 9781588382733
Genre : Humor
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The late Lewis Grizzard got his first newspaper job when he was 10 years old. Thirty-odd years later (30 very odd years), he was still in the newspaper business and still infuriated by it, still tickled by it, and still very much in love with it. If I Ever Get Back to Georgia, I'm Gonna Nail My Feet to the Ground is all about that anger, that great humor, and that even greater passion for something that affects every single one of us: the daily newspaper. Grizzard begins with his first writing job (covering a boys' church-league team in Newnan, Georgia) and continues through his college years in Athens, Georgia, where he learned how to do such things as prepare a front-page headline and layout in case Jesus Christ ever returned to earth (headline: "HE'S BACK!"). He then examines his tenure at the Chicago Sun-Times, during which he lost his second wife, his cool, and very nearly his sanity but also learned an awful lot about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. This may be Gri

Chili Dawgs Always Bark At Night

Author : Lewis Grizzard
ISBN : 9781603063371
Genre : Humor
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In Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night, Lewis Grizzard once again confirms his reputation as the "William Faulkner of just plain folks" using colorful storytelling to tackle such Grizzardian subjects as: Fashion: "Don't wear anything that features a picture of a pelican, a pink flamingo, or a beer can." The Future: "I'm predicting the world isn't going to come to an end anytime soon. There's too much unresolved, like whether or not Elvis is still alive, Jimmy Swaggart can stay on television, and if there will be another Rambo sequel." Dating: "Any single white female who has to resort to taking out an ad to find a boyfriend would take a SWM who's into yodeling, Hustler magazine, Ripple, and robbing convenience stores." People Who Cheat in the 12-Items-or-Less Lane: "Previously, I have dog-cussed these people and put curses on them, like, 'May your children grow up to be liberal Democrats.' I'm not going to be that mean-spirited anymore. What I'm going to do is go to the vegetable bin, grab a large cucumber, and beat them about the head and shoulders with it." Lewis Grizzard offers his views on everything from politics, religion, sex, and golf to the largest condom heist in history, wittier and more outrageous than ever. Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night shows why the South's most popular humorist continues to be America's most popular funny man.

My Daddy Was A Pistol And I M A Son Of A Gun

Author : Lewis Grizzard
ISBN : 9781603061544
Genre : Humor
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Lewis Grizzard always makes us laugh. But this time, when he tells us all about his father—a certified war hero and a shameless passer of bad checks . . . a charmer of men and women and a consummate con artist . . . a man of great courage and an alcoholic destined to drink himself to death—he’s going to make us cry, too. And he’s going to give us a hilarious, moving account of that “tender, spooky territory: that country of the heart inhabited by fathers and sons.”

Grizzardisms

Author : Lewis Grizzard
ISBN : 0679768955
Genre : Humor
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A collection of Lewis Grizzard's humorous quotes presents his observations on such topics as religion, love, sports, money, the South, and sex, and is presented in a small-sized, accessible, single-volume format. 100,000 first printing.

Annotated Opening Statements

Author : Peter Perlman
ISBN : STANFORD:36105060164808
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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Author : Library of Congress. National Library Service for the Blind and Physically Handicapped
ISBN : UOM:39015064395919
Genre : Blind
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American Book Publishing Record

Author : Bowker Staff
ISBN : UOM:39015058392674
Genre : United States
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The New York Times Book Review

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ISBN : UOM:39015055300969
Genre : Books
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Contemporary Popular Writers

Author : Dave Mote
ISBN : STANFORD:36105020134537
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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Contains brief entries for over three hundred contemporary authors

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ISBN : STANFORD:36105015915866
Genre : American literature
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