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Knock Knock How To Traumatize Your Children

Author : Knock Knock (Firm)
ISBN : 1601063091
Genre : Humor
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How To Mess Up Your Child S Life

Author : Olivia Bruner
ISBN : 9780446543736
Genre : Family & Relationships
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There are several people in life you don't want to hear say, "Oops!" Your barber, your mechanic, and your surgeon are three that come to mind. So do your parents and spouse. And yet, few of us put much thought into how we can create happier homes. Now, Christian parenting experts Kurt and Olivia Bruner have created a tongue-in-cheek but invaluable guide that helps parents move past "oops" to intentional, fun, and faith-filled parenting. In a way that keeps parents engaged amid the nonstop grind of jobs and household chores, the Bruners walk parents through the steps in creating a plan for infusing faith dynamics into the home.

Experimenting With Babies

Author : Shaun Gallagher
ISBN : 9781101599693
Genre : Family & Relationships
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Babies can be a joy—and hard work. Now, they can also be a 50-in-1 science project kit! This fascinating and hands-on guide shows you how to re-create landmark scientific studies on cognitive, motor, language, and behavioral development—using your own bundle of joy as the research subject. Simple, engaging, and fun for both baby and parent, each project sheds light on how your baby is acquiring new skills—everything from recognizing faces, voices, and shapes to understanding new words, learning to walk, and even distinguishing between right and wrong. Whether your little research subject is a newborn, a few months old, or a toddler, these simple, surprising projects will help you see the world through your baby’s eyes—and discover ways to strengthen newly acquired skills during your everyday interactions.

Tinder Nopes

Author : Holly Dalton
ISBN : 9781786854711
Genre : Humor
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Online dating was invented to make finding a potential match a breeze—you can do it from the comfort of your own home! In your pajamas! But for some people, the instant, no-effort-required nature of online dating (and the fact that you can't get punched in the face for a dodgy chat-up line) brings out their worst side. From cringe-worthy conversation starters to lines that ramp up the rudeness from 0-100 in nanoseconds, the best of the worst ever chat-up fails are collected here for your reading pleasure. Note: Unfortunately you can't swipe left on these conversations.

Raising The Perfect Child Through Guilt And Manipulation

Author : Elizabeth Beckwith
ISBN : 9780061939686
Genre : Humor
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Popular actress and stand-up comedienne Elizabeth Beckwith gives us the parenting guide to end all parenting guides: Raising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation. A frequent guest on The Late, Late Show and one of seven comics featured in the Time magazine article, “Funny: The Next Generation,” Beckwith now puts forth a hilarious new parenting philosophy that would shock Dr. Spock and traumatize T. Berry Brazelton. Raising the Perfect Child through Guilt and Manipulation is a riotously irreverent take on contemporary child rearing.

A Practical Guide To Racism

Author : C. H. Dalton
ISBN : 9781592404308
Genre : Humor
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A whimsical and irreverent evaluation of the world's diverse populations, written pseudonymously by the fictional son of an elitist family, argues in support of supremacist belief systems while diminishing the sufferings of minority groups. Reprint.

The Encyclopedia Of Guilty Pleasures

Author : Sam Stall
ISBN : 1931686548
Genre : Humor
File Size : 85. 38 MB
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For anyone who wants to know the history of their secret pleasures, here is real, informative data in hilarious text. Covering four decades of guilty pleasures-from lava lamps and Cool Whip to Patrick Swayze movies and reality TV-this illustrated gift book will appeal to pop culture fans.

Faking It

Author : Amir Blumenfeld
ISBN : 0525949917
Genre : Humor
File Size : 84. 83 MB
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The writers of CollegeHumor.com share irreverent advice on how to navigate the peaks and valleys of today's sexual, financial, and social arenas, from bluffing one's way through an on-the-job conversation to using buzzwords to impress cultural circles.

Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips

Author : David Sopp
ISBN : 0762428430
Genre : Humor
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Expectant parents are often overwhelmed-and befuddled-when they hear news of baby's impending arrival. Luckily Safe Baby Pregnancy Tips provides hilarious “do's and don'ts” on getting through the next nine months.

W H Ine

Author : Jennifer Todryk
ISBN : 9781631063350
Genre : Cooking
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This isn't your ordinary wine pairing book--this is wine pairing for the weary parent! Did your daughter just get out of bed for the twelfth time to ask for a glass of water? We've got the perfect ros� for your sanity. Did your son just have a meltdown in the middle of the grocery store? We've got a Pinot for your pain. Has your child's math homework left you in a state of total depression? Try a Syrah to get you out of that funk. W(h)ine includes fifty perfect pairings to match your child's perfectly rotten behavior! You'll also discover the best ways to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew (hint: use a shoe). As a bonus, each wine featured in the book comes with a sticker, so every time you sample a wine to match a rotten behavior, go ahead and add it to the Periodic Table of W(h)ine that folds out of the book. The sticker groupings will help you determine if your child has behavior problems, attitude problems, or just plain bad DNA! So whether you like your "juice" from the glass, the bottle, or the box, this is the perfect book to wine your way through the joys of day-to-day parenting.

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