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Dear County Agent Guy

Author : Jerry Nelson
ISBN : 9780761189084
Genre : Humor
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“Jerry Nelson’s column comes from the true heart of the Midwest. He has the true voice, the slow twang. He knows wheat from barley. He knows hardware, he knows vegetation, he knows people.”—Garrison Keillor In the tradition of Mark Twain and Jean Shepherd, Dave Barry and Garrison Keillor, Jerry Nelson is a humorist whose beat is the American heartland, a small-town world of pickup trucks and Sunday night pancake dinners, dropping in on neighbors and complaining about the county agent. His depictions of daily life, from the point of view of an ex-dairy farmer and taciturn husband with a twinkle in his eye, are read by 250,000 people a week—and occasionally woven into Prairie Home Companion scripts. These are stories of courtship; childbirth—he offers the delivery room doctor the use of his calf puller; family; neighbors; chores; and the duties of a father—why is it that a man who spends his days in cow manure can’t change a baby’s diaper? Knee-slappingly funny one moment, poignant the next, it’s a very special look at a distinctly American way of life.

The Farmer S Bathroom Book

Author : Marvin Jensen
ISBN : 9781626525566
Genre : Humor
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Marvin Jensen, Minnesota farmer since 1965, knows the ups and downs that come with being a commercial farmer. From livestock and crop farming, to local lore, to even climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, Jensen recalls his farming and life experiences with candor and humor.--Excerpted from page 4 of cover.

Be Safe Be Careful Out There Remember You Are Loved

Author : Bill Zubke
ISBN : 1539494810
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Life is about three things: The food that we eat, the places that we go, and the people that we meet. Written by a cook, a traveler and a former educator and motivational speaker, this book provides recipes for all three.

Unicorn Being A Jerk

Author : C. W. Moss
ISBN : 9780062070210
Genre : Humor
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A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Crowded In The Middle Of Nowhere

Author : Bo Brock
ISBN : 9781626342651
Genre : Humor
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IBPA Benjamin Franklin Award GOLD Winner in Humor Crowded in the Middle of Nowhere: Tales of Humor and Healing from Rural America is a collection of humorous and poignant stories from a veterinarian in a small, dusty farming and ranching community in rural West Texas. Dr. Brock gives you an intimate look into his small-town and big-hearted perspective on life, animals, and their owners. His unique perspective and tales of doctoring beloved pets, cantankerous livestock, and occasionally their owners will make you smile, laugh, cry, and evoke every other emotion under the sun.

Take A Shower Show Up On Time And Don T Steal Anything

Author : Dave Ryan
ISBN : 9781634890007
Genre : Humor
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Are men really scared of independent women? Should I loan my friend money? Why bother stopping at lemonade stands? Veteran radio personality Dave Ryan is here to tackle these burning questions and more. Armed with his signature self-deprecating wit and real talk, he’s here to help you maneuver the world’s attempts to throw you off your game. Take a Shower, Show Up On Time, and Don’t Steal Anything is the perfect manual on how to be an adult. Filled with pearls of wisdom that will save you from catching a bad case of foot-in-mouth disease, this is a book that every twenty-something should swear by, and every fifty-something should keep close. From terrible jobs, to being bad in bed, to the courtesy flush, these are lessons Dave learned the hard way—so you don’t have to.

Creatures Of Empire

Author : Virginia DeJohn Anderson
ISBN : 0195304462
Genre : History
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Presenting history in a new light, this original work highlights the pivotal role that livestock played in early America. 2 maps, 8 halftones.

Steal This Book

Author : Abbie Hoffman
ISBN : 156858217X
Genre : Anarchism
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Classic counterculture literature.

Hacker Crackdown

Author : Bruce Sterling
ISBN : 1535486902
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A history of hacker sub-culture in the 1990s - from Operation Sun Devil to the formation of the EFF.

Kerplunk

Author : Patrick F. McManus
ISBN : 9780743280501
Genre : Humor
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Presents a collection of curmudgeonly tales on Pacific Northwest country living as enjoyed by both outdoorsmen and armchair enthusiasts, in a volume that explores the lighter side of such topics as gun safes, fly tying, and bird dog flatulence.

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